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Marilyn Jesus T-Shirt

Color: Black
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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JESUS APPROVED . SOFT . DURABLE . GUARANTEED

Made to Be Worn. Repeatedly.

Funny designs deserve better than scratchy, stiff T-shirts.

That's why every Fernand Goose tee is printed on the Gildan 64000, a fan favorite known for its softness, durability, and everyday comfort.

100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Made with premium ring-spun cotton that's softer to the touch, built to last, and pre-shrunk to help keep its fit wash after wash.

Lightweight & Breathable
At 4.5 oz, it's light enough for warm days, comfortable enough for layering, and ready for whatever questionable adventures you get into.

Relaxed Unisex Fit
A classic everyday fit that's true to size and made to look good on just about everyone—whether you're running errands, grabbing coffee, or explaining why Jesus is riding a tortoise on your shirt.

Built for the Long Haul

A great T-shirt should survive more than one good story.

Made to Last
The Gildan 64000 features double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for extra durability, with taped neck and shoulders to help it hold up wear after wear.

Keeps Its Shape
A seamless, quarter-turned body helps reduce the center crease and keeps your tee looking clean, comfortable, and ready for the next outing.

Tag-Free Comfort
Finished with a tear-away label, so nothing gets between you and your favorite new T-shirt.

Free & Easy Returns

The "Well... That Wasn't Supposed to Happen" Policy

We do our best to make sure every Fernand Goose tee arrives looking heavenly. But every now and then, life happens.

If your order shows up damaged, defective, or we've somehow sent you the wrong shirt, don't worry—we'll make it right.

Here's how it works:

  • Damaged, defective, or incorrect order? We'll replace it or refund you. That's on us.
  • Let us know within 30 days of your purchase.
  • If you're requesting a return, the item should be unworn and in the same condition it arrived.
  • Send us an email with your order number and a couple of photos, and we'll get things sorted as quickly as we can.

We're a small brand run by real people, not a customer service maze with seventeen menu options. If something isn't right, just reach out. We'll do our best to fix it—no miracles required.

More Holy Nonsense

Style You Can Live In

A great T-shirt should do two things: make people smile and feel so comfortable you forget you're wearing it.

Every Fernand Goose tee is printed on soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed everyday fit that's made for coffee runs, weekend adventures, lazy Sundays, and everything in between. Lightweight enough to wear all day, durable enough to become your go-to favorite.

Whether you're out making questionable decisions or just making people laugh, you'll look good and feel even better.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're an online brand with a traveling creative studio and a slightly overactive imagination. To keep shipping fast, all U.S. orders are printed and shipped within the USA.

Do you ship internationally?

Not just yet.

Right now, we only ship within the United States. We're focused on making sure every order gets to its new home quickly and reliably before expanding to the rest of the world.

The good news? International shipping is definitely on our radar, and we hope to offer it in the future.

Thanks for your patience—we promise we're working on it.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely.

As soon as your order ships, we'll send you a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your tee every step of the journey—from the print shop to your front door.

No guesswork, no carrier pigeon updates—just easy tracking whenever you need it.

What materials are your products made of?

Every Fernand Goose tee is printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt—chosen because it's soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear.

Most of our designs are printed on 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors), giving each shirt a soft feel with breathable comfort. Heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend for the same great fit with added durability.