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FAQ's

What’s our Story?

Fernand Goose started with a simple question: what if Jesus was just... one of us? Not stained-glass Jesus. Bingo-night Jesus. Skateboarding-down-the-street Jesus. The guy who'd absolutely ride a Galapagos tortoise if given the chance.

Every design is illustrated in-house from our (slightly chaotic) studio, where we spend more time than we'd like to admit debating what Jesus's hobbies would be.

Just original art, printed on soft, wearable tees. Wear one, laugh a little, and maybe start a conversation while you're at it.

Do you ship internationally?

Not just yet.

Right now, we only ship within the United States. We're focused on making sure every order gets to its new home quickly and reliably before expanding to the rest of the world.

The good news? International shipping is definitely on our radar, and we hope to offer it in the future.

Thanks for your patience—we promise we're working on it.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely.

As soon as your order ships, we'll send you a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your tee every step of the journey—from the print shop to your front door.

No guesswork, no carrier pigeon updates—just easy tracking whenever you need it.

What materials are your products made of?

Every Fernand Goose tee is printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt—chosen because it's soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear.

Most of our designs are printed on 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors), giving each shirt a soft feel with breathable comfort. Heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend for the same great fit with added durability.